Going to open a new restaurant … I am getting ready to open an Asian/Mexican fusion resturant… I am calling it Juan-Ton
I pulled a real douchie move this morning… your mom’s vagina has never been happier.
I pulled a real douchie move this morning… your mom’s vagina has never been happier.
A wig walks into a bar. A wig walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a pint. Bartender replies “No way man!” Wig “Why not?” Bartender “Have you seen yourself? You’re off your head!” ;D
A wig walks into a bar. A wig walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a pint. Bartender replies “No way man!” Wig “Why not?” Bartender “Have you seen yourself? You’re off your head!” ;D
What the diffrence between a boy scout and a jew? The boy scout comes home from camp
What the diffrence between a boy scout and a jew? The boy scout comes home from camp
Why is 6 afraid of 7… Because 7 is a registered sex offender.
Why is 6 afraid of 7… Because 7 is a registered sex offender.
I didn’t masturbate for over a year. That mistake blew up in my face.
I didn’t masturbate for over a year. That mistake blew up in my face.
There isn’t anything that keeps you awake at night like a case of the what ifs.
There isn’t anything that keeps you awake at night like a case of the what ifs.
According to my Nike Fitbit I masturbated 4 miles today
According to my Nike Fitbit I masturbated 4 miles today
Office Scare Prank
Office Scare Prank
Watching the olympic 100m is like witnessing a crime You hear a gunshot and a second after you see 8 black guys running away.
Watching the olympic 100m is like witnessing a crime You hear a gunshot and a second after you see 8 black guys running away.