SMS codes for seniors: BTW – Bring the Wheelchair FWIW – Forgot Where I Was LMDO – Laughing My Dentures Out WTFA – Wet the Furniture Again
Why did the man invest in the kilovolt battery? He thought it had a lot of potential.
Why did the man invest in the kilovolt battery? He thought it had a lot of potential.
So apparently they have to HIRE you to take off your shirt at Abercrombie
So apparently they have to HIRE you to take off your shirt at Abercrombie
Abusing a word, done correctly I have eye opening experiences every day, quite literally.
Abusing a word, done correctly I have eye opening experiences every day, quite literally.
If you are considering decorating your car for Christmas, please seek immediate mental help.
If you are considering decorating your car for Christmas, please seek immediate mental help.
Thank God for butter because without butter all butterflies would be just flies and that sounds terrible.
Thank God for butter because without butter all butterflies would be just flies and that sounds terrible.
How do you recycle a condom? You turn it inside out and shake the fuck out of it
How do you recycle a condom? You turn it inside out and shake the fuck out of it
Guys, if you are ever watching Indecent Proposal’ and your wife or girlfriend asks: “Would you let someone sleep with me for $1,000,000?” Just lie!!
Guys, if you are ever watching Indecent Proposal’ and your wife or girlfriend asks: “Would you let someone sleep with me for $1,000,000?” Just lie!!
A man walks into a mental hospital wearing nothing but plastic wrap. The clerk says to him, “You definitely belong here, I can clearly see your nuts!”
A man walks into a mental hospital wearing nothing but plastic wrap. The clerk says to him, “You definitely belong here, I can clearly see your nuts!”
The only thing better than iPad… …is an iTampon.
The only thing better than iPad… …is an iTampon.