My wife asked me what I want to do with her body… Apparently “identify it” wasn’t the right answer.
How many jews can u fit in a Volkswagen? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and about 6 million in the ashtray. ..
How many jews can u fit in a Volkswagen? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and about 6 million in the ashtray. ..
To all new iPad owners. When you masturbate in front of your new device, make sure to put some porn on its screen to avoid embarrassment.
To all new iPad owners. When you masturbate in front of your new device, make sure to put some porn on its screen to avoid embarrassment.
What do you call someone who like massages but hates women? A massagynist
What do you call someone who like massages but hates women? A massagynist
Why was the lightning bug unhappy? Because her children were not very bright.
Why was the lightning bug unhappy? Because her children were not very bright.
Scientists have found the cause of paedophilia. Sexy children.
Scientists have found the cause of paedophilia. Sexy children.
Do you know why Bill Clinton played the saxophone? Because he lost his whoremonica
Do you know why Bill Clinton played the saxophone? Because he lost his whoremonica
What would a Chinese person never eat, but a Mexican regularly eats incredulously? Pan *duh*
What would a Chinese person never eat, but a Mexican regularly eats incredulously? Pan *duh*
I drink to forget… my alcoholism.
I drink to forget… my alcoholism.
Did you ever try to shave your own butthole? It’s a real pain in the ass.
Did you ever try to shave your own butthole? It’s a real pain in the ass.