Pussy Don’t worry you’ll never get it.
Luke Skywalker uses the Force. The Force uses Chuck Norris.
Luke Skywalker uses the Force. The Force uses Chuck Norris.
I’ve never been good when it comes to Greek mythology. It truly is my Achille’s elbow.
I’ve never been good when it comes to Greek mythology. It truly is my Achille’s elbow.
Who is the KKK’s favorite children’s character ? The White-Power Ranger I came up with this after reading a cracked article.
Who is the KKK’s favorite children’s character ? The White-Power Ranger I came up with this after reading a cracked article.
Why don’t 90 year old women have sex? Have YOU ever tried to open a grilled cheese sandwich?
Why don’t 90 year old women have sex? Have YOU ever tried to open a grilled cheese sandwich?
Women who live in glass houses shouldn’t complain about the glass ceiling
Women who live in glass houses shouldn’t complain about the glass ceiling
How much does the economist-turned-prostitute charge for a blowjob? $200, possibly more if you account for inflation.
How much does the economist-turned-prostitute charge for a blowjob? $200, possibly more if you account for inflation.
The coolest suicide would be to moisturize and not stop moisturizing until you become a tiny pond that fish and turtles live in
The coolest suicide would be to moisturize and not stop moisturizing until you become a tiny pond that fish and turtles live in
I like to listen to Anu Malik’s music while I study because he is a constant reminder on why it’s important to get educated.
I like to listen to Anu Malik’s music while I study because he is a constant reminder on why it’s important to get educated.
Why did the Eagle go to store to buy some Rogaine? To cover up his bald spot.
Why did the Eagle go to store to buy some Rogaine? To cover up his bald spot.