THEM: Let’s head down to Paradise City. I heard the girls are really hot there. ME: What’s the grass situation?
I wasn’t dancing. I was trying to connect to the wifi.
I wasn’t dancing. I was trying to connect to the wifi.
I use Reaganomics when I take a shower by only washing my hair, and letting the shampoo trickle down to clean the rest of me.
I use Reaganomics when I take a shower by only washing my hair, and letting the shampoo trickle down to clean the rest of me.
Only 2010’s kids will get this… Measles
Only 2010’s kids will get this… Measles
A woman site down next to a man in a bar and says, “You smell good, What do you have on?” The man says, “I have a hard on but I didn’t know you could smell it.”
A woman site down next to a man in a bar and says, “You smell good, What do you have on?” The man says, “I have a hard on but I didn’t know you could smell it.”
and on the 8th day god created drugs and everybody was like “thanks god you’re the shit”
and on the 8th day god created drugs and everybody was like “thanks god you’re the shit”
Why is C afraid of D? Because DEEZ NUTS!
Why is C afraid of D? Because DEEZ NUTS!
I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.
I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.
4 types of orgasms [video] [I think the video form is much better](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pLckTJTwRYk). It’s SFW btw.
4 types of orgasms [I think the video form is much better](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pLckTJTwRYk). It’s SFW btw.
Do you have neighbors?.. Do you have extension cords?….. Are you paying too much for electricity?
Do you have neighbors?.. Do you have extension cords?….. Are you paying too much for electricity?