What do you call a drunk executioner? A dun-GIN keeper. Edit: You have my permission to post this on r/dadjokes
What is Santa’s favorite band? Slayer.
What is Santa’s favorite band? Slayer.
What do you call an Irish man who won’t leave your porch? Paddy O’ furniture
What do you call an Irish man who won’t leave your porch? Paddy O’ furniture
What’s the difference between Ellen Pao and a pitbull? Lipstick
What’s the difference between Ellen Pao and a pitbull? Lipstick
Anytime I get something stuck in my throat, I drink some beer. I call this the Heineken maneuver.
Anytime I get something stuck in my throat, I drink some beer. I call this the Heineken maneuver.
*Kanye trips and falls* SUCH A GENIUS! WHAT A POETIC DEMONSTRATION OF HOW HIS ANCESTORS FELL TO SLAVERY AND ROSE AGAIN *jaden smith cries*
*Kanye trips and falls* SUCH A GENIUS! WHAT A POETIC DEMONSTRATION OF HOW HIS ANCESTORS FELL TO SLAVERY AND ROSE AGAIN *jaden smith cries*
Welcome to ghosts anonymous. Nice to see such a spirited turnout. *all of the ghosts boo in unison*
Welcome to ghosts anonymous. Nice to see such a spirited turnout. *all of the ghosts boo in unison*
Why is Peter Pan always flying? Because he Neverlands
Why is Peter Pan always flying? Because he Neverlands
How do you get an fat chick into bed? Piece of cake. Stolen from /u/No1ReallyCares’ comment
How do you get an fat chick into bed? Piece of cake. Stolen from /u/No1ReallyCares’ comment
What kind of Lettuce do serve on the Titanic? Iceberg Lettuce! :D
What kind of Lettuce do serve on the Titanic? Iceberg Lettuce! 😀