How does an Asian Cowboy say Hello? “Ni-Hao-dy”
[interview after losing a fight] “What happened out there?” I dont kn-OMG WHAT IS THAT *interviewer doesnt look* Ugh didnt work on u either
[interview after losing a fight] “What happened out there?” I dont kn-OMG WHAT IS THAT *interviewer doesnt look* Ugh didnt work on u either
What is the left side of an apple? The part that you don’t eat.
What is the left side of an apple? The part that you don’t eat.
Who is Hitlers least favourate character in star wars? Jewbacca
Who is Hitlers least favourate character in star wars? Jewbacca
Went to an Indian restaurant last night The waitress asked me “Was the curry ok sir” I said “Ok. One song then you can piss off”
Went to an Indian restaurant last night The waitress asked me “Was the curry ok sir” I said “Ok. One song then you can piss off”
What’s the difference between a horse? The orange has handlebars
What’s the difference between a horse? The orange has handlebars
Did you know that chickens die after they have sex? Well.. at least the one I had sex with did.
Did you know that chickens die after they have sex? Well.. at least the one I had sex with did.
I got fired from my job as a bingo caller… apparently “A meal for two with a terrible view” was a pathetic way to announce the number 69.
I got fired from my job as a bingo caller… apparently “A meal for two with a terrible view” was a pathetic way to announce the number 69.
What does Snoop Dogg do when he forgets to put on oven mitts? He drops it like it’s hot.
What does Snoop Dogg do when he forgets to put on oven mitts? He drops it like it’s hot.
What kind of porn does Smurfette make? Blue Cocky.
What kind of porn does Smurfette make? Blue Cocky.