You know that pain which starts at your hip, runs down your leg, out the front door,and goes across the street to the bus stop… I’ve that.
What did one earring say to the other? You go on a head, i’ll just hang round ‘ere
What did one earring say to the other? You go on a head, i’ll just hang round ‘ere
If you bring back your paper bags at Whole Foods, they’ll give a refund of 5 cents. After a year you’ll have enough money to buy an orange.
If you bring back your paper bags at Whole Foods, they’ll give a refund of 5 cents. After a year you’ll have enough money to buy an orange.
Nigel Farage gets his girlfriend pregnant.. Soon after the pregnancy test arrived as positive, he says “My fatherhood ambition has been achieved. I want my life back”
Nigel Farage gets his girlfriend pregnant.. Soon after the pregnancy test arrived as positive, he says “My fatherhood ambition has been achieved. I want my life back”
What covers the outside of a dogwood tree? Bark.
What covers the outside of a dogwood tree? Bark.
“Retweet! Retweet!” yelled the German Commander as we invaded Normandy
“Retweet! Retweet!” yelled the German Commander as we invaded Normandy
I married a Jewish girl… It was the best career move I ever made.
I married a Jewish girl… It was the best career move I ever made.
The inventor of the air conditioner has died Thousands of fans are attending his funeral
The inventor of the air conditioner has died Thousands of fans are attending his funeral
So a guy walks into a bar with a gun… Who had sex with my wife!!? A man shouts from the back, *you don’t have enough bullets bro*!
So a guy walks into a bar with a gun… Who had sex with my wife!!? A man shouts from the back, *you don’t have enough bullets bro*!
A Buddhist monk walks up to a Hotdog vender and says “Make me one with everything”
A Buddhist monk walks up to a Hotdog vender and says “Make me one with everything”