What’s the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle and a well dressed man on a bicycle? Attire.
Me: Who ate all the cookies? 5-year-old: Ninjas. Me: I didn’t see them. 5-year-old: No one ever does. Checkmate.
Me: Who ate all the cookies? 5-year-old: Ninjas. Me: I didn’t see them. 5-year-old: No one ever does. Checkmate.
Idea: Like Google Glass, but a necklace or something that projects a website onto the face of the person talking to you.
Idea: Like Google Glass, but a necklace or something that projects a website onto the face of the person talking to you.
“I’d like one personal pizza please” Pizza: Your life’s a mess. You should lose 10 pounds. Call your mother. “Whoa maybe not that personal”
“I’d like one personal pizza please” Pizza: Your life’s a mess. You should lose 10 pounds. Call your mother. “Whoa maybe not that personal”
ey girl would you like to unzip my pants http://imgur.com/QCGvrG7
ey girl would you like to unzip my pants http://imgur.com/QCGvrG7
Why are all Stormtroopers virgins? Because they don’t hit anything.
Why are all Stormtroopers virgins? Because they don’t hit anything.
Wyoming? Why won’t you kiss me? Because I’m Cheyenne.
Wyoming? Why won’t you kiss me? Because I’m Cheyenne.
I hate waiting in lines. At prom I was overjoyed because there was no punch line.
I hate waiting in lines. At prom I was overjoyed because there was no punch line.
Why do men run faster than women rolling friction is lesser than sliding friction
Why do men run faster than women rolling friction is lesser than sliding friction
I tried to catch the fog earlier But I mist.
I tried to catch the fog earlier But I mist.