TIFU by clicking on a link that read “Click to see something unexpected!” Spanish Inquisition.
what’s brown and sticky? a stick.
what’s brown and sticky? a stick.
what car do people drive in Norway when it floods? the fjord escape
what car do people drive in Norway when it floods? the fjord escape
What do you call Squidward’s Protest Group in Mexico? Counter-Esp*i*on*a*ge
What do you call Squidward’s Protest Group in Mexico? Counter-Esp*i*on*a*ge
A comma is the difference between “Yesterday, I met the strippers, Donald Trump, and Hillary Clinton.” and “Yesterday, I met the strippers, Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton.”
A comma is the difference between “Yesterday, I met the strippers, Donald Trump, and Hillary Clinton.” and “Yesterday, I met the strippers, Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton.”
Two chemists walk into a bar. The first one says, “I’ll have some H2O.” The second one says, “I’ll have some H2O too.” The second one dies.
Two chemists walk into a bar. The first one says, “I’ll have some H2O.” The second one says, “I’ll have some H2O too.” The second one dies.
Most people don’t realize that Iron Man.. Is a Fe-male.
Most people don’t realize that Iron Man.. Is a Fe-male.
You are from russia, right? I mean, someone said he is putin his dick in your mom tonight
You are from russia, right? I mean, someone said he is putin his dick in your mom tonight
I said “Candyman” 5 times into the bathroom mirror and sure enough some woman came out of the stall and screamed at me for being in there.
I said “Candyman” 5 times into the bathroom mirror and sure enough some woman came out of the stall and screamed at me for being in there.
Why is one thousand million billion trillion so bad? It’s very naughty
Why is one thousand million billion trillion so bad? It’s very naughty