Why did the coffee file a police report? Because it was mugged.
What do 16 year old boys and drug companies have in common? They are both more worried about getting inside you than being effective once there!
What do 16 year old boys and drug companies have in common? They are both more worried about getting inside you than being effective once there!
Did you hear that Daft Punk came out with a cook book? It’s called “One More Thyme”
Did you hear that Daft Punk came out with a cook book? It’s called “One More Thyme”
They should make Star Trek toilet paper… …so you can help wipe Klingons off Uranus. (been a while since this one’s been around. Just heard it again today from my 5 year old niece)
They should make Star Trek toilet paper… …so you can help wipe Klingons off Uranus. (been a while since this one’s been around. Just heard it again today from my 5 year old niece)
668 The neighbour of the beast.
668 The neighbour of the beast.
Did you hear about the newly-released Michael Jackson autobiography? It’s called “The Ins and Outs of Child Rearing.”
Did you hear about the newly-released Michael Jackson autobiography? It’s called “The Ins and Outs of Child Rearing.”
What do women and hand grenades have in common? When you pull the ring off, your house goes away.
What do women and hand grenades have in common? When you pull the ring off, your house goes away.
What separates the men from the boys is knowing that women love it when they show off their big throbbing manners and intelligence.
What separates the men from the boys is knowing that women love it when they show off their big throbbing manners and intelligence.
“Oh is it by the Starbucks?” Um… everything’s by a Starbucks
“Oh is it by the Starbucks?” Um… everything’s by a Starbucks
What’s the difference between an old bus depot and a lobster with big tits? One is a rusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean
What’s the difference between an old bus depot and a lobster with big tits? One is a rusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean