Who let the docs out? Google. Google docs.
[hospital] DOCTOR: Your wife signed a DNR ME: I’m here for a sprained ankle DOCTOR: She insisted
[hospital] DOCTOR: Your wife signed a DNR ME: I’m here for a sprained ankle DOCTOR: She insisted
Did you hear about the rabbi who lost his job after a botched circumcision? He got the sac.
Did you hear about the rabbi who lost his job after a botched circumcision? He got the sac.
Wanted: Personal psychic for wealthy client. Salary: $10,000 per week plus bonuses. Free accommodation. 10 weeks paid leave per year. Company car. Generous pension scheme. You know where to apply.
Wanted: Personal psychic for wealthy client. Salary: $10,000 per week plus bonuses. Free accommodation. 10 weeks paid leave per year. Company car. Generous pension scheme. You know where to apply.
Chuck Norris once rode a bull, and nine months later it had a calf.
Chuck Norris once rode a bull, and nine months later it had a calf.
Brains are awesome… I wish everyone had one.
Brains are awesome… I wish everyone had one.
WIFE: Will he ever wake up? DOCTOR: Only a shocking truth will do it W: i sold his pet hamster ME *eyes fly open* WHERE HAS THEODORE GONE
WIFE: Will he ever wake up? DOCTOR: Only a shocking truth will do it W: i sold his pet hamster ME *eyes fly open* WHERE HAS THEODORE GONE
What are a NEET’s favorite type of shoes? REEEEEEEEEEEEBOKS
What are a NEET’s favorite type of shoes? REEEEEEEEEEEEBOKS
What do Trump supporters and child molesters have in common? They both like immature assholes.
What do Trump supporters and child molesters have in common? They both like immature assholes.
Her: “How is it possible for anyone to be an idiot all the freakin time!” Me: “I know, I’m completely exhausted.”
Her: “How is it possible for anyone to be an idiot all the freakin time!” Me: “I know, I’m completely exhausted.”