Did you hear about Apple’s new product? It was a big 6s
“Statistics show that most shark attacks happen in shallow water.” Really? Maybe cus that’s where the ppl are u idiots.
“Statistics show that most shark attacks happen in shallow water.” Really? Maybe cus that’s where the ppl are u idiots.
Someone stole all the toilets from my local police station… The police have nothing to go on.
Someone stole all the toilets from my local police station… The police have nothing to go on.
What do you call when Batman leaves the church early? Christian Bale
What do you call when Batman leaves the church early? Christian Bale
What do you use to cover a herpetarium floor? Reptiles.
What do you use to cover a herpetarium floor? Reptiles.
I still have a landline. Or as I like to call it, Cell Phone Finder.
I still have a landline. Or as I like to call it, Cell Phone Finder.
*walks into hospital carrying baby* “What’s your return policy on this thing?”
*walks into hospital carrying baby* “What’s your return policy on this thing?”
What do you call it when people want to have sex while camping? Intense intents in tents.
What do you call it when people want to have sex while camping? Intense intents in tents.
The word of the day is legs… Lets go home and spread the word
The word of the day is legs… Lets go home and spread the word
Dude, you’re so black that when you wash yourself with soap… … You have to wash the soap itself with washing powder afterwards.
Dude, you’re so black that when you wash yourself with soap… … You have to wash the soap itself with washing powder afterwards.