I know what piece of currency Harriet Tubman should be on a .60 cent coin
Sex is like pizza… If you are using bbq sauce, you better know what the fuck you are doing.
Sex is like pizza… If you are using bbq sauce, you better know what the fuck you are doing.
GOD: let’s make an armored raccoon that turns into a bowling ball ANGEL: but why wou- GOD: and we’ll call it an armadillo for some reason
GOD: let’s make an armored raccoon that turns into a bowling ball ANGEL: but why wou- GOD: and we’ll call it an armadillo for some reason
Star Wars: A New Hope Star Wars: Return of the Jobs Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Cash
Star Wars: A New Hope Star Wars: Return of the Jobs Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Cash
I don’t get why people say “They were busting their ass”? Wasn’t it already cracked to begin with?
I don’t get why people say “They were busting their ass”? Wasn’t it already cracked to begin with?
Quite the conundrum for us ass men… We cannot lie, but we must never trust a big butt and a smile. I’ll see myself out now.
Quite the conundrum for us ass men… We cannot lie, but we must never trust a big butt and a smile. I’ll see myself out now.
I just started the tequila diet and I’m making great progress! I’ve already lost 2 days!
I just started the tequila diet and I’m making great progress! I’ve already lost 2 days!
I love that the news bleeps swears. “Sorry you heard a bad word during our footage of a firefight that ended with a guy being burned alive.”
I love that the news bleeps swears. “Sorry you heard a bad word during our footage of a firefight that ended with a guy being burned alive.”
Why did the bread machine go to see a therapist? It was too self-loafing.
Why did the bread machine go to see a therapist? It was too self-loafing.
The ‘M’ in ‘MTV now stands for ‘MISCELLANEOUS’.
The ‘M’ in ‘MTV now stands for ‘MISCELLANEOUS’.