What is the Speed of Darkness? … … Batman!
I love walking down the street smiling to myself. It really freaks people out. Especially if my trousers are round my ankles.
I love walking down the street smiling to myself. It really freaks people out. Especially if my trousers are round my ankles.
Mints I was eating mint chocolates and I felt sick after eight.
Mints I was eating mint chocolates and I felt sick after eight.
Me: Santa, why are women so scary? Santa: dude come on, I make $8.50 an hour, get off me.
Me: Santa, why are women so scary? Santa: dude come on, I make $8.50 an hour, get off me.
The scariest moment in any man’s life is when his wife stops talking and it’s his turn to say something in a conversation he’s been ignoring
The scariest moment in any man’s life is when his wife stops talking and it’s his turn to say something in a conversation he’s been ignoring
Why does a Belgian take a stone and a flashlight to bed? The stone to throw the lights out, the flashlight to check if the lights are really out
Why does a Belgian take a stone and a flashlight to bed? The stone to throw the lights out, the flashlight to check if the lights are really out
My boyfriend is being so nice to me since I showed him how easy it was to remove blood from carpeting…
My boyfriend is being so nice to me since I showed him how easy it was to remove blood from carpeting…
My wife asked for the broom… And I said, “Why? Are you going somewhere?”
My wife asked for the broom… And I said, “Why? Are you going somewhere?”
What’s a math teacher’s favorite TV show? Sinefeld
What’s a math teacher’s favorite TV show? Sinefeld
Why was the computer programmer single? Because he couldn’t commit.
Why was the computer programmer single? Because he couldn’t commit.