What’s a paralympian’s worst nightmare? Testing positive for WD-40
Bro. It’s not ladies man, it’s ladies’ man. Chicks dig a dude who can navigate a plural possessive.
Bro. It’s not ladies man, it’s ladies’ man. Chicks dig a dude who can navigate a plural possessive.
I have Capri Sun and pudding in my fridge which proves I’m four or poor.
I have Capri Sun and pudding in my fridge which proves I’m four or poor.
Why did the scarecrow receive an award? …because he was out standing in his field.
Why did the scarecrow receive an award? …because he was out standing in his field.
Great things come in small packages Is what i say everytime before i whip it out.
Great things come in small packages Is what i say everytime before i whip it out.
Why did the nun swallow a needle? So she could know what it’s like to have a prick inside her.
Why did the nun swallow a needle? So she could know what it’s like to have a prick inside her.
*puts Fitbit on Roomba *eats crackers with no plate or napkin
*puts Fitbit on Roomba *eats crackers with no plate or napkin
What do you call a dog with brass balls and no hind legs? Sparky.
What do you call a dog with brass balls and no hind legs? Sparky.
I think my anorexic girlfriend is cheating on me… Every day I’m seeing less and less of her. ` ` ^^~not ^^my ^^joke
I think my anorexic girlfriend is cheating on me… Every day I’m seeing less and less of her. ` ` ^^~not ^^my ^^joke
Too bad Ray Rice didn’t kill his wife, The Ravens would’ve just put a statue of him in front of the stadium.
Too bad Ray Rice didn’t kill his wife, The Ravens would’ve just put a statue of him in front of the stadium.