School in Canada makes non-vaccinated students stay home to halt the spread of measles. Better safe than sorry.
I love my church more than Dairy Queen, Cause we truly had rockin Sundays.
I love my church more than Dairy Queen, Cause we truly had rockin Sundays.
People are like snowflakes. If you piss on them they go away.
People are like snowflakes. If you piss on them they go away.
I was named Chief Speaker at the Society of Introverts. Thank God no-one showed up.
I was named Chief Speaker at the Society of Introverts. Thank God no-one showed up.
[Dark Humor] Whats the difference between a baby and a trampoline? You take your shoes off before you step on a trampoline [Probally heard this but it’s worth a shot]
[Dark Humor] Whats the difference between a baby and a trampoline? You take your shoes off before you step on a trampoline [Probally heard this but it’s worth a shot]
Are you feeling cold right now? Just stand in the corner to warm up, they are usually 90 degrees.
Are you feeling cold right now? Just stand in the corner to warm up, they are usually 90 degrees.
Where do you put letters to boys? In a mail (male) box.
Where do you put letters to boys? In a mail (male) box.
What do you call a rabbit that plays with foxes? A dumb bunny.
What do you call a rabbit that plays with foxes? A dumb bunny.
Q: What happened when Bill Clinton got a shot of testosterone? A: He turned into Hillary!
Q: What happened when Bill Clinton got a shot of testosterone? A: He turned into Hillary!
Me: Hey, I’m here for the playdate. Her: Where’s your son? Me: Oh he didn’t want to come, but you said Billy had Star Wars Legos so..
Me: Hey, I’m here for the playdate. Her: Where’s your son? Me: Oh he didn’t want to come, but you said Billy had Star Wars Legos so..