What pets think about their owners? A dog: He feeds me, takes care about me, gives me shelter… He is God. A cat: He feeds me, takes care about me, gives me shelter… I am God.
My mom always told me to be nice to the neighbors So I told my best friend to suck his own dick
My mom always told me to be nice to the neighbors So I told my best friend to suck his own dick
Open Relationship My girlfriend and I have been in an open relationship for about a month now. She is still yet to find out.. On the plus side, her mother and I have gotten much closer!
Open Relationship My girlfriend and I have been in an open relationship for about a month now. She is still yet to find out.. On the plus side, her mother and I have gotten much closer!
Today was my first day in University Everyone look me like i am a criminal or prey.
Today was my first day in University Everyone look me like i am a criminal or prey.
Have you been shopping for a dishwasher lately? I have Juan on sale.
Have you been shopping for a dishwasher lately? I have Juan on sale.
Why can’t , melons get married? Because they cantaloupe.
Why can’t , melons get married? Because they cantaloupe.
My laptop is creeping me out. It keeps saying hello to me. Maybe it’s because it’s a Dell.
My laptop is creeping me out. It keeps saying hello to me. Maybe it’s because it’s a Dell.
Professor, please tell us about discrete physical values in quantum mechanics. Sure, one moment.
Professor, please tell us about discrete physical values in quantum mechanics. Sure, one moment.
Wiping your ass is a lot like a traffic light Red means stop.
Wiping your ass is a lot like a traffic light Red means stop.
What do you call a guy who screams, “I love you, mom!” every time he climaxes? Me.
What do you call a guy who screams, “I love you, mom!” every time he climaxes? Me.