What do you call a special needs kid who is late for class? “tardy”
What is a firefighter’s favorite video game console? Wii U Wii U Wii U Wii U HINT: Say it outloud
What is a firefighter’s favorite video game console? Wii U Wii U Wii U Wii U HINT: Say it outloud
Why do Germans make such good cars? To try and make up for the Holocaust.
Why do Germans make such good cars? To try and make up for the Holocaust.
How do you know your sister is on her period Your dads cock tastes funny.
How do you know your sister is on her period Your dads cock tastes funny.
What’s the difference between Mike Jones and Michael Jordan? Mike Jones is Still Tippin’.
What’s the difference between Mike Jones and Michael Jordan? Mike Jones is Still Tippin’.
Judge: All your responses to the questions must be oral. Do you understand? A: Yes Judge: What school did you attend in the fall of 1995? A: Oral.
Judge: All your responses to the questions must be oral. Do you understand? A: Yes Judge: What school did you attend in the fall of 1995? A: Oral.
I saw six men kicking and punching the mother-in-law. My neighbour said Are you going to help?’ I said No, six should be enough.’
I saw six men kicking and punching the mother-in-law. My neighbour said Are you going to help?’ I said No, six should be enough.’
A Latino shot an unarmed black man today, and everyone is in an uproar Especially the police, saying “They took our jobs!”
A Latino shot an unarmed black man today, and everyone is in an uproar Especially the police, saying “They took our jobs!”
Why Can’t You Play UNO With Mexicans? They keep stealing the goddamn green cards.
Why Can’t You Play UNO With Mexicans? They keep stealing the goddamn green cards.
[traffic court] Your honor, I’m here to dispute 4 of my 5 tickets JUDGE: Repeat infractions? Ok, I’m here to dispute 4/5 of my tickets
[traffic court] Your honor, I’m here to dispute 4 of my 5 tickets JUDGE: Repeat infractions? Ok, I’m here to dispute 4/5 of my tickets