what do you call a gay drive by? A fruit roll-up
What did they tell the most famous child actress from the 30’s when she tried to audition for a role in Harry Potter? Shirley you can’t be Sirius.
What did they tell the most famous child actress from the 30’s when she tried to audition for a role in Harry Potter? Shirley you can’t be Sirius.
Where does bad light go? Into a prism.
Where does bad light go? Into a prism.
I got catcalled by the garbagemen outside my house this morning… They know a good piece of trash when they see one.
I got catcalled by the garbagemen outside my house this morning… They know a good piece of trash when they see one.
Just cleaned out my desk. Bad news: I apparently have 1,453 Sharpies and none of them are sharp. Good news: I found the plane!
Just cleaned out my desk. Bad news: I apparently have 1,453 Sharpies and none of them are sharp. Good news: I found the plane!
Her : You hang up first. nnMe : *click*
Her : You hang up first. nnMe : *click*
I’m tired and want to sleep, but I can’t stop imagining how the whole scenario of the first person to pee on a jellyfish sting went down
I’m tired and want to sleep, but I can’t stop imagining how the whole scenario of the first person to pee on a jellyfish sting went down
What do black men hear most after sex? Back to your cell, inmate.
What do black men hear most after sex? Back to your cell, inmate.
R news are nazis This is how it works, right? Can i get my karma points now i need karma
R news are nazis This is how it works, right? Can i get my karma points now i need karma
A horse hiking in deep space. Star Trek: Deep Space Neigh.
A horse hiking in deep space. Star Trek: Deep Space Neigh.