“Tell me where the money is or else I kill the girl” -just to be clear, if I don’t tell you she dies but I get to live right?
I only date girls that smoke weed I guess you can say I have high standards
I only date girls that smoke weed I guess you can say I have high standards
Bathrooms have Changed from being a Singing Studio, to a Photo Studio.
Bathrooms have Changed from being a Singing Studio, to a Photo Studio.
What’s green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.
What’s green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.
My internet goes at 20mb per second… wonder how much faster it goes per first!
My internet goes at 20mb per second… wonder how much faster it goes per first!
[Confessional Booth] Me: I can’t do anything right. Priest: Please get off of my lap.
[Confessional Booth] Me: I can’t do anything right. Priest: Please get off of my lap.
There really isn’t a good way to tell your boss you hate him and want him eaten by hyenas.
There really isn’t a good way to tell your boss you hate him and want him eaten by hyenas.
If I had a year to live, I would spend it with my ex… because it would be the longest year of my life.
If I had a year to live, I would spend it with my ex… because it would be the longest year of my life.
Geez, there’s a lot of people on this Ashley Madison list… It’s a pretty bad state of affairs
Geez, there’s a lot of people on this Ashley Madison list… It’s a pretty bad state of affairs
So I asked my friend what its like to live in Switzerland.. He said It’s pretty cold but the flag is a huge plus
So I asked my friend what its like to live in Switzerland.. He said It’s pretty cold but the flag is a huge plus