How does a redheaded surgeon operate? Gingerly
[Arouses Suspicion] Suspicion: I don’t want to ruin our friendship.
[Arouses Suspicion] Suspicion: I don’t want to ruin our friendship.
I heard Jewish girls like 8 inches… less 10%.
I heard Jewish girls like 8 inches… less 10%.
I’m writing a book about reverse psychology.. Please don’t buy it.
I’m writing a book about reverse psychology.. Please don’t buy it.
Teacher One day our country will be corruption Free tells which tense is it? Student .Tense Impossible
Teacher One day our country will be corruption Free tells which tense is it? Student .Tense Impossible
Octopus have 3 hearts, what has 13 hearts and no organs? A deck of playing cards.
Octopus have 3 hearts, what has 13 hearts and no organs? A deck of playing cards.
[Anteater eats some termites] [looks up to heaven] “YOU DON’T CONTROL ME, GOD! YOU HEAR ME? I DON’T CARE WHAT YOU NAMED ME!”
[Anteater eats some termites] [looks up to heaven] “YOU DON’T CONTROL ME, GOD! YOU HEAR ME? I DON’T CARE WHAT YOU NAMED ME!”
You all hate smokers until you need to light a birthday cake…
You all hate smokers until you need to light a birthday cake…
A car was blown off an overpass during a recent storm. 255 People were arrested.
A car was blown off an overpass during a recent storm. 255 People were arrested.
What can you find between the toes of the African elephant? Slow Africans.
What can you find between the toes of the African elephant? Slow Africans.