In order to write a good essay about trees.. ..you’ll need to write a good photosynThesis.
Friendly Competition My girlfriend and I often laugh about how competitive we are. But I laugh more.
Friendly Competition My girlfriend and I often laugh about how competitive we are. But I laugh more.
Why can’t women read maps? Only the male mind can comprehend the concept of one inch equaling a mile.
Why can’t women read maps? Only the male mind can comprehend the concept of one inch equaling a mile.
They say there is safety in numbers tell that to 6 million jews
They say there is safety in numbers tell that to 6 million jews
“Sorry, I have to take this call.” “That’s a banana. And it’s half eaten.” *covers banana with hand “I don’t tell you how to do business.”
“Sorry, I have to take this call.” “That’s a banana. And it’s half eaten.” *covers banana with hand “I don’t tell you how to do business.”
What do you call a cab driver who lost his brakes? A screwdriver
What do you call a cab driver who lost his brakes? A screwdriver
Just saw a kid go down a slide looking at an iPhone. End of the world or multi-tasking?
Just saw a kid go down a slide looking at an iPhone. End of the world or multi-tasking?
Had to put my dog down today… I just didn’t expect him to be so heavy!
Had to put my dog down today… I just didn’t expect him to be so heavy!
In a primary school… The teacher asks students to draw female reproductive system. A girl in the class puts her head down out of shyness. A boy looks at her and exclaims “Ma’am she’s copying!”.
In a primary school… The teacher asks students to draw female reproductive system. A girl in the class puts her head down out of shyness. A boy looks at her and exclaims “Ma’am she’s copying!”.
An app that scans phone lines for fax machines and sends the word “why”.
An app that scans phone lines for fax machines and sends the word “why”.