Why are most cemeteries fenced in? Because everyone is dying to get in
Sending a second cup of coffee down to check on the first one to see why it’s not doing its job
Sending a second cup of coffee down to check on the first one to see why it’s not doing its job
Why was Luke Skywalker late? He didn’t run, ewok-ed.
Why was Luke Skywalker late? He didn’t run, ewok-ed.
I wake up every morning feeling like a Japanese democracy. Huge erection.
I wake up every morning feeling like a Japanese democracy. Huge erection.
I have never once hit a drink or treated one badly so don’t tell me about alcohol abuse!
I have never once hit a drink or treated one badly so don’t tell me about alcohol abuse!
NSFW? – Definition of a Period A period is a bloody waste of fucking time! (works in Australia, and probably England)
NSFW? – Definition of a Period A period is a bloody waste of fucking time! (works in Australia, and probably England)
What are eukaryotes’ least favorite subject in school? Algaebra…
What are eukaryotes’ least favorite subject in school? Algaebra…
I’ve been contemplating legally changing my name to ‘An End’, so that all good things must come to me.
I’ve been contemplating legally changing my name to ‘An End’, so that all good things must come to me.
“Neighbor”- person next door “Neigh! Brrrr!!” – cold horse :(
“Neighbor”- person next door “Neigh! Brrrr!!” – cold horse 🙁
Choose a job you love and you will never work a day in your life because that field isn’t hiring.
Choose a job you love and you will never work a day in your life because that field isn’t hiring.