What do you get if you let your child dress up as Link for Halloween and they eat to much candy? A hyper-Link!
HELLO, 911? I’M FALLING DOWN AN ELEVATOR SHAFT. YES, RIGHT NOW. VERY SLOWLY, THAT’S HOW. HOLD ON, SOMEONE JOINED. WHOA, NOW WE’RE FALLING UP
HELLO, 911? I’M FALLING DOWN AN ELEVATOR SHAFT. YES, RIGHT NOW. VERY SLOWLY, THAT’S HOW. HOLD ON, SOMEONE JOINED. WHOA, NOW WE’RE FALLING UP
“You don’t have to press the buttons harder to go faster” Said no gamer ever.
“You don’t have to press the buttons harder to go faster” Said no gamer ever.
I’m not saying I hate you, I’m just saying that if you got hit by a bus, I would be driving that bus.
I’m not saying I hate you, I’m just saying that if you got hit by a bus, I would be driving that bus.
I once went to an open air Queen concert. There was a terrible electrical storm during the performance. Thunderbolts and lightning. Very, very frightening.
I once went to an open air Queen concert. There was a terrible electrical storm during the performance. Thunderbolts and lightning. Very, very frightening.
When I was a kid I had an Arab friend Mabe Al-zuq Yadeeq
When I was a kid I had an Arab friend Mabe Al-zuq Yadeeq
Did you know the Mods on this sub are actually cows? Evidence listed below. [remooved]
Did you know the Mods on this sub are actually cows? Evidence listed below. [remooved]
Q: How many vegetarians does it take to eat a cow? A: One if nobody’s looking.
Q: How many vegetarians does it take to eat a cow? A: One if nobody’s looking.
How do mesquite trees get taller? They stand on their mesqui-toes!
How do mesquite trees get taller? They stand on their mesqui-toes!
How do you kill a Mormon? Bore them to death.
How do you kill a Mormon? Bore them to death.