“Did you hear about the $3,000,000 Maryland State Lottery? The winner gets $3 a year for a million years.”
A donkey walked 12 miles.. but when measured the front leg walked 12 miles but the back legs walked only 10 miles Its because he was walking in a circle
A donkey walked 12 miles.. but when measured the front leg walked 12 miles but the back legs walked only 10 miles Its because he was walking in a circle
Why does Bruce Willis always play the bald guy?
Why does Bruce Willis always play the bald guy?
“we want to talk” Somebody knocks on door: – Who is there? – Police? – What do you want? – We want to talk. – How many of you are there? – Two. – So talk with each other.
“we want to talk” Somebody knocks on door: – Who is there? – Police? – What do you want? – We want to talk. – How many of you are there? – Two. – So talk with each other.
Does it count as necrophilia if she’s just dead inside?
Does it count as necrophilia if she’s just dead inside?
Why do nurses smack newborn babies on the back before handing them over to their parents… To knock the dicks off of the stupid ones
Why do nurses smack newborn babies on the back before handing them over to their parents… To knock the dicks off of the stupid ones
Redneck Divorce (Oh Boy) How is a redneck divorce like a hurricane in Florida? Either way you lose the trailer!
Redneck Divorce (Oh Boy) How is a redneck divorce like a hurricane in Florida? Either way you lose the trailer!
Brain: We got this!! Body: Yeah, no we don’t
Brain: We got this!! Body: Yeah, no we don’t
When does a joke become a Dad Joke? When it leaves you and doesn’t come back.
When does a joke become a Dad Joke? When it leaves you and doesn’t come back.
Woman bus drivers When I see a woman driving a bus I smile and think about how far we as a society have come in equality. And then I wait for the next bus…
Woman bus drivers When I see a woman driving a bus I smile and think about how far we as a society have come in equality. And then I wait for the next bus…