Why did the Mexican take Xanax? To stop hispanic attacks
Did you hear about the Spanish Perfume? “For hispanic and for herspanic”
Did you hear about the Spanish Perfume? “For hispanic and for herspanic”
Today I was walking past a car filled with black people and they locked the door when I got close. I felt like a badass until I realized that it was my car.
Today I was walking past a car filled with black people and they locked the door when I got close. I felt like a badass until I realized that it was my car.
What are the two types of people who love the words “Who, what, when, where and why?” English teachers and Alzheimer’s patients
What are the two types of people who love the words “Who, what, when, where and why?” English teachers and Alzheimer’s patients
What do you get if you cross a 20-year-old man, and 37 steak knives? 25 years in prison
What do you get if you cross a 20-year-old man, and 37 steak knives? 25 years in prison
Where do all the funny people hang out at a party? In the punch line
Where do all the funny people hang out at a party? In the punch line
I’m not the best at giving advice when it comes to tequila So you’ll have to take it with a grain of salt…
I’m not the best at giving advice when it comes to tequila So you’ll have to take it with a grain of salt…
I’ve feeding my kid Green Beans for St Patties Day so I can have green vomit on me without having to drink 26 green beers.
I’ve feeding my kid Green Beans for St Patties Day so I can have green vomit on me without having to drink 26 green beers.
I made an appointment but it was cancelled. It was … disappointing.
I made an appointment but it was cancelled. It was … disappointing.
Last Christmas I gave you my heart and the very next day you gave it away! Well grandma, that’s how organ donation works.
Last Christmas I gave you my heart and the very next day you gave it away! Well grandma, that’s how organ donation works.