The only way to protect ourselves from eagle attacks is of course MORE eagles. Fill our homes with these gentle, knife clawed birds of prey.
I want to buy a Tesla Coil. Shocking, I know… But I feel really energetic around them.
I want to buy a Tesla Coil. Shocking, I know… But I feel really energetic around them.
What is the difference between outlaws and inlaws? Outlaws are wanted.
What is the difference between outlaws and inlaws? Outlaws are wanted.
What do you have when you have two balls in your hand? A man’s undivided attention!
What do you have when you have two balls in your hand? A man’s undivided attention!
For those of you that have been to a casino, whats the difference between Craps and Poker? ..I don’t take pokers on your chest!
For those of you that have been to a casino, whats the difference between Craps and Poker? ..I don’t take pokers on your chest!
I really like those Black and White movies where no one speaks Inter racial porn.
I really like those Black and White movies where no one speaks Inter racial porn.
If King Kong went to Hong Kong to play ping-gong and died what would they put on his coffin? A lid.
If King Kong went to Hong Kong to play ping-gong and died what would they put on his coffin? A lid.
Dear teenagers always complaining about life.. You’ve only felt the tip of that dick.
Dear teenagers always complaining about life.. You’ve only felt the tip of that dick.
ITS A BOY” I shouted “A BOY, I DON’T BELIEVE IT, ITS A BOY”. And with tears streaming down my face I swore I’d never visit another Thai Brothel!
ITS A BOY” I shouted “A BOY, I DON’T BELIEVE IT, ITS A BOY”. And with tears streaming down my face I swore I’d never visit another Thai Brothel!
My penis used to be in the Guinness Book of World Records until the librarian told me to take it out.
My penis used to be in the Guinness Book of World Records until the librarian told me to take it out.