“WHAT DO WE WANT?” “Hearing aids.” “WHEN DO WE WANT THEM?” “Hearing aids.”
What did the fish say when he swam into the wall? “Dam”
What did the fish say when he swam into the wall? “Dam”
Why wouldn’t the mouse tell the police where he hid the cheese? Because he’s not a rat.
Why wouldn’t the mouse tell the police where he hid the cheese? Because he’s not a rat.
Make like my dick… and fuck your mother.
Make like my dick… and fuck your mother.
Deer: I have a proposal for you Rabbit: I’m all ears Deer: HAHA I get it, cuz of the whole big ears thing Rabbit: That’s pretty hurtful Jeff
Deer: I have a proposal for you Rabbit: I’m all ears Deer: HAHA I get it, cuz of the whole big ears thing Rabbit: That’s pretty hurtful Jeff
I love how Xanax spelled backwards is retard
I love how Xanax spelled backwards is retard
You know what’s funny about Asians? You don’t know whether they’re awake or asleep. ( )
You know what’s funny about Asians? You don’t know whether they’re awake or asleep. ( )
Wait, women get the WHOLE DAY? Is that in every country? It’s night where I am is it over can it be about me again
Wait, women get the WHOLE DAY? Is that in every country? It’s night where I am is it over can it be about me again
Jack and Jill went up the hill…. And Jill came back with an IPhone 7
Jack and Jill went up the hill…. And Jill came back with an IPhone 7
What does someone have if they laugh at other people’s eyes? Aqueous humour.
What does someone have if they laugh at other people’s eyes? Aqueous humour.