There are two types of people in this world.. People who can stay on track and, oh how I love frosted flakes.
What do Muslim men do during foreplay? They tickle the goat under the chin.
What do Muslim men do during foreplay? They tickle the goat under the chin.
I don’t see why people are outraged when Donald Trump says if Ivanka wasn’t his daughter, he’d be dating her. After all, if Ivanka wasn’t Trump’s daughter, I’d date her too.
I don’t see why people are outraged when Donald Trump says if Ivanka wasn’t his daughter, he’d be dating her. After all, if Ivanka wasn’t Trump’s daughter, I’d date her too.
5yo: I dreamt I ate your brownie. Me: Wait, what happened to my brownie?? 5: Dreams come true.
5yo: I dreamt I ate your brownie. Me: Wait, what happened to my brownie?? 5: Dreams come true.
What do Indian Flowers grow? Patels.
What do Indian Flowers grow? Patels.
Why did ancient Egyptians love beans? They made Tootin’ Common.
Why did ancient Egyptians love beans? They made Tootin’ Common.
I am 20, Male, Dyslexic and love cockporn with lots of butter of course!
I am 20, Male, Dyslexic and love cockporn with lots of butter of course!
How does the captain know the aircraft is safely at the ramp? Both the engines and the co-pilot stop whining.
How does the captain know the aircraft is safely at the ramp? Both the engines and the co-pilot stop whining.
Are candles happy or sad when they are put out? They are delighted.
Are candles happy or sad when they are put out? They are delighted.
Whats the difference between a boner and lamborghini? Right now, I don’t have a Lamborghini ;)
Whats the difference between a boner and lamborghini? Right now, I don’t have a Lamborghini 😉