Category: Elephant jokes

gotta ove Valentines Day roses are red, violets are blue, I’m not a good poet, …you’re hot.

I held the door … open for a gorgeous blonde at the bar last night. My wife said, “You’ve never held the door open for me.” I said, “What about that time you threatened to leave?”

What did one orphan say to the other orphan? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Why do Russian police officers always work in groups of three? One of them can read, and one of them can write. The third one is there to keep an eye on the two intellectuals.

My friend has recently started collecting acting equipment. Props to him.

No officer the joke’s on you. That breathalyzer will never tell you how much acid I dropped tonight.

Did you hear about Mr and Mrs Ballbearing? Yeah, they just had a BB.

Here’s one for all you Stalinists out there! Communist jokes are only funny if you share them.

I scream, You scream, We all scream Because grandpa fell asleep at the wheel again.

Almost had an accident due to texting while driving Barely hit send and some idiot slammed on his brakes! Luckily I only spilled my beer