how many mice do you need to screw in a light bulb? just 2. The hard part is getting them into the light bulb.
Sugar is the only word in English language in which “Su” is pronounced as “Shu”. I am pretty sure about it.
Sugar is the only word in English language in which “Su” is pronounced as “Shu”. I am pretty sure about it.
Doctor and Lady Doctor: You are looking so weak and exhausted! Are you properly taking 3 meals a day as I had advised? Lady: Oh my god! I heard 3 “males” a day.
Doctor and Lady Doctor: You are looking so weak and exhausted! Are you properly taking 3 meals a day as I had advised? Lady: Oh my god! I heard 3 “males” a day.
How do you say virgin in German? Guten tight ( )
How do you say virgin in German? Guten tight ( )
I was going to spend the next 6 years studying medicine to become a doctor. Then I realized I could just like Facebook photos to save lives.
I was going to spend the next 6 years studying medicine to become a doctor. Then I realized I could just like Facebook photos to save lives.
What do you call a well-endowed member of Hitler’s master race? Hungaryan.
What do you call a well-endowed member of Hitler’s master race? Hungaryan.
World War II jokes aren’t funny… Anne Frank-ly I don’t care for them.
World War II jokes aren’t funny… Anne Frank-ly I don’t care for them.
In 1466, Dracula started eating 16-year-old virgins. In 2015, he died of starvation.
In 1466, Dracula started eating 16-year-old virgins. In 2015, he died of starvation.
It’s been a great year, it fact, it was so great… I remember like it was yesterday.
It’s been a great year, it fact, it was so great… I remember like it was yesterday.
Visitor: You’re very quiet Jennifer. Jennifer: Well my mum gave me a dollar not to say anything about your red nose.
Visitor: You’re very quiet Jennifer. Jennifer: Well my mum gave me a dollar not to say anything about your red nose.