Category: Elephant jokes

Dear President Obama, I’ve got a joke for you… I texted it to Angela Merkel. Did you… *get it*?

What did the egg say at the party? Omelet

A man and woman are riding up in an elevator. The man looks at the woman and says “Can I smell your pussy?” She replies “Hell no!” The man says “Well it must be your feet then.”

Thor gets drunk, blacks out and wakes up next to a man. Confused, he looks at the man and says, “I AM THOR.” And they guy says, “You think you’re thore, my ath is killing me.”

What do the Zika virus and Catholic priests have in common? They both give kids a little head.

Why did Paul Walker cross the road? Because he wasn’t wearing a seatbelt

Spoiler Alert: Ladies ,if your guy friend gets you a teddy bear it has a Camera in it.

I asked a Chinese girl for her number… She said “sex! sex! sex! Free sex tonight!” I said “wow” Then her friend said,” she means 666-3629″

Student begins reading poem, teacher interrupts “No this is Creative WRITHING class” Other student squirms around on floor “Very good Todd”

[speaking very loudly to no one trying to impress someone nearby] Man what am I going to do with all these hens