Healthy midgets don’t exist. Midgets are always under the weather.
I’m from the friendzone originally But now I live in the bae area.
I’m from the friendzone originally But now I live in the bae area.
what do you call it when you donate a vagina to charity? good will cunting
what do you call it when you donate a vagina to charity? good will cunting
I joke but this Scotland thing is nuts. I mean…imagine if Canada ever tried to secede from the U.S.
I joke but this Scotland thing is nuts. I mean…imagine if Canada ever tried to secede from the U.S.
An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar… …to watch the Welsh play in the quarter-final
An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar… …to watch the Welsh play in the quarter-final
If the dove is the bird of peace what is the bird of true love? The swallow.
If the dove is the bird of peace what is the bird of true love? The swallow.
girlfriend: we need to talk me: ok what’s up girlfriend: I’m pregnant me: OH AND I SUPPOSE THAT’S MY FAULT TOO
girlfriend: we need to talk me: ok what’s up girlfriend: I’m pregnant me: OH AND I SUPPOSE THAT’S MY FAULT TOO
What’s long and hard on a black man? The third grade.
What’s long and hard on a black man? The third grade.
Dark humour It’s like a child with cancer…. It never gets old.
Dark humour It’s like a child with cancer…. It never gets old.
3yo: *follows me into bathroom* Me: “Privacy, please” 3yo: “Oh, right” *closes door* “Now we have privacy, Mommy”
3yo: *follows me into bathroom* Me: “Privacy, please” 3yo: “Oh, right” *closes door* “Now we have privacy, Mommy”