Q: What is the pink stuff between elephants toes?A: Slow clowns.
Were going to play elephants and circuses, said a little boy at kindergarten, Do you want to join in?Id love to,replied the teacher. What do you want me to do?You can be the lady that feeds us peanuts !
Were going to play elephants and circuses, said a little boy at kindergarten, Do you want to join in?Id love to,replied the teacher. What do you want me to do?You can be the lady that feeds us peanuts !
Why did the elephant paint his toenails red ?So he could hide in the cherry tree !
Why did the elephant paint his toenails red ?So he could hide in the cherry tree !
What do you call an elephant that flies ?A jumbo jet !
What do you call an elephant that flies ?A jumbo jet !
What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo ?Big holes all over Australia !
What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo ?Big holes all over Australia !
What did the deaf Canadian say to the American that was talking? Eh?
What did the deaf Canadian say to the American that was talking? Eh?
Quit my banking job this morning I lost interest
Quit my banking job this morning I lost interest
Did you hear Poland bought 5,000 septic tanks? As soon as they figure out how to drive them, they’ll invade Germany.
Did you hear Poland bought 5,000 septic tanks? As soon as they figure out how to drive them, they’ll invade Germany.
The US economy That’s the joke.
The US economy That’s the joke.
To all the men out there without ponytails: What are you afraid of? SUCCESS???
To all the men out there without ponytails: What are you afraid of? SUCCESS???