Why does an elephant wear sneakers ?So that he can sneak up on mice !
Whats grey and moves at a hundred miles an hour ?A jet propelled elephant !
Whats grey and moves at a hundred miles an hour ?A jet propelled elephant !
Whats big and grey and wears a mask ?The elephantom of the opera !
Whats big and grey and wears a mask ?The elephantom of the opera !
Whats grey, stands in a river when it rains and doesnt get wet ?An elephant with an umbrella !
Whats grey, stands in a river when it rains and doesnt get wet ?An elephant with an umbrella !
Whats grey and never needs ironing ?A drip dry elephant !
Whats grey and never needs ironing ?A drip dry elephant !
Whats grey and goes round and round ?An elephant in a washing machine !
Whats grey and goes round and round ?An elephant in a washing machine !
Whats big and grey and lives in a lake in Scotland ?The Loch Ness Elephant !
Whats big and grey and lives in a lake in Scotland ?The Loch Ness Elephant !
How does an elephant get down from a tree ?He sits on a leaf and waits till autumn !
How does an elephant get down from a tree ?He sits on a leaf and waits till autumn !
Why did the elephant paint himself with different colours?Because he wanted to hide in the colouring box !
Why did the elephant paint himself with different colours?Because he wanted to hide in the colouring box !
Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool ?Because they couldnt hold their trunks up !
Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool ?Because they couldnt hold their trunks up !