What kind of tea is hard to swallow? Reality
I wondered how smokers could afford them, until I realized they don’t have to save for retirement…
I wondered how smokers could afford them, until I realized they don’t have to save for retirement…
Why was the mushroom happy? Because he was a fungi.
Why was the mushroom happy? Because he was a fungi.
Pandas are proof that you can get fat from just eating salad.
Pandas are proof that you can get fat from just eating salad.
Why doesn’t Kanye West take his wife to the beach? Because he is afraid tidal wave will take her away from him.
Why doesn’t Kanye West take his wife to the beach? Because he is afraid tidal wave will take her away from him.
Doctor asks a prostitute, do you know who the father is? prostitute replies. Oh for goodness sakes If you ate a can of baked beans would you know which one made you fart?
Doctor asks a prostitute, do you know who the father is? prostitute replies. Oh for goodness sakes If you ate a can of baked beans would you know which one made you fart?
Back in WW2 I used to be a seaman… Now I just put it all over my wife’s ass.
Back in WW2 I used to be a seaman… Now I just put it all over my wife’s ass.
My neighbours listen to awesome music. Wether they like it or not!
My neighbours listen to awesome music. Wether they like it or not!
What’s the opposite of 4chan? 4chad
What’s the opposite of 4chan? 4chad
My roommate is 3 days younger than me so ive gotten in the habit of saying “when i was your age..” and then describing what i did 3 days ago
My roommate is 3 days younger than me so ive gotten in the habit of saying “when i was your age..” and then describing what i did 3 days ago