Category: Cat jokes

Q: Why did the farmer make a high-pitched gasp? A: Because he was tired of the sigh-low.

Why were so many men offended by Trump’s “Grab the pussy” statement? Because today’s America has so many men that are pussies and they feared Trump was talking about them.

Two condoms walk past a gay bar… one turns to the other and says “Hey, do you wanna get….. shitfaced?” (sorry if you saw this already)

Whenever I hear brick I always yell out “HOUSE!” My friend Alex House hates when I go to his basketball games

I have a friend who says he’s a pothead but only takes one hit and then he’s stoned. He’s not a pothead, he’s a mari-wanna be.

[first day as a server] me: how would u like your steak person: well done me: thank you that’s so kind it’s my first day & i’m very nervous

Why was the detective excited when he found a thimble sized crown? He was looking for Finger Prince. (Say it out loud if you don’t get it.)

Whats the KKK’s favorite type of cake? Sheet cake.

What do you call a women with one leg? ilene

That you don’t tell the answer before you ask the question. What is the most important thing to remember when telling a joke?