What happened when the cat ate a ball of wool ?She had mittens !
What do you get if you cross a cat with a bottle of vinegar ?A sourpuss !
What do you get if you cross a cat with a bottle of vinegar ?A sourpuss !
What do you get if you cross a cat with a parrot ?A carrot !
What do you get if you cross a cat with a parrot ?A carrot !
How do cats eat spaghetti ?The same as everyone else – they put it in their mouths!
How do cats eat spaghetti ?The same as everyone else – they put it in their mouths!
What do cat actors say on stage ?Tabby or not tabby !
What do cat actors say on stage ?Tabby or not tabby !
What did the cat say when he lost all his money ?Im paw !
What did the cat say when he lost all his money ?Im paw !
How do you know if you cats got a bad cold ?He has cat-arrh !
How do you know if you cats got a bad cold ?He has cat-arrh !
How do you know if your cat has eaten a duckling ?Shes got that down in the mouth look !
How do you know if your cat has eaten a duckling ?Shes got that down in the mouth look !
What do you get if you cross a cat and a gorilla ?An animal that puts you out a night !
What do you get if you cross a cat and a gorilla ?An animal that puts you out a night !
What is the cats favourite TV show ?The evening mews !
What is the cats favourite TV show ?The evening mews !