Why do cats chase birds ?For a lark !
Why do black cats never shave ?Because 8 out of 10 cats prefer whiskas !
Why do black cats never shave ?Because 8 out of 10 cats prefer whiskas !
What do cats read in the morning ?Mewspapers !
What do cats read in the morning ?Mewspapers !
What did the black cat say to the fish ?Ive got a bone to pick with you !
What did the black cat say to the fish ?Ive got a bone to pick with you !
On what should you mount a statue of your cat ?A caterpillar !
On what should you mount a statue of your cat ?A caterpillar !
Whats furry, has whiskers and chases outlaws ?A posse cat !
Whats furry, has whiskers and chases outlaws ?A posse cat !
What cat purrs more than any other ?Purrsians !
What cat purrs more than any other ?Purrsians !
Why did the cat put the letter “M” into the fridge ?Because it turns “ice” into “mice” !
Why did the cat put the letter “M” into the fridge ?Because it turns “ice” into “mice” !
When the cats away…..?The house smells better !
When the cats away…..?The house smells better !
Why was the cat so small ?Because it only ate condensed milk !
Why was the cat so small ?Because it only ate condensed milk !