Bouncer: ID please Me: I got socks for Christmas Bouncer: …okay Me: and I’m genuinely happy about it Bouncer: so sorry come on in
Why are gay people always confused? It’s because they are not thinking straight.
Why are gay people always confused? It’s because they are not thinking straight.
Jesus said to John, “Come forth and I will give you eternal life.” But he came fifth and got a toaster.
Jesus said to John, “Come forth and I will give you eternal life.” But he came fifth and got a toaster.
The vegetable crisper or as I call it, the cold garbage can.
The vegetable crisper or as I call it, the cold garbage can.
Only people who’ve walked into a sliding glass door can laugh when a bird crashes into a window. Everyone else who does it is a racist.
Only people who’ve walked into a sliding glass door can laugh when a bird crashes into a window. Everyone else who does it is a racist.
I heard they found the plane.. Well at least Sarah Palin tweeted that she could see the wreckage from her house.
I heard they found the plane.. Well at least Sarah Palin tweeted that she could see the wreckage from her house.
Zoos shouldn’t have realistic sculptures of animals. I’m not that smart, people.
Zoos shouldn’t have realistic sculptures of animals. I’m not that smart, people.
A Scotsman walks into a bar.. Normally there is a Welshman, Irishman and Englishman, but they’re all in Marseille at the Euro’s.
A Scotsman walks into a bar.. Normally there is a Welshman, Irishman and Englishman, but they’re all in Marseille at the Euro’s.
aesop: man what you did was not cool. like imagine if a fox did what you did to me, and i was a goose. that makes it much clearer right?
aesop: man what you did was not cool. like imagine if a fox did what you did to me, and i was a goose. that makes it much clearer right?
Where do religious cattle go to eat? Out to pastor.
Where do religious cattle go to eat? Out to pastor.