Since we’re doing jokes we made up as kids, here’s mine: What did the World Chess Champion ask Michael Jackson? Do you want to be black, or white?
Two fish are sitting in a tank. One fish says to the other, “I don’t know how to drive this thing”.
Two fish are sitting in a tank. One fish says to the other, “I don’t know how to drive this thing”.
What is a jewish golfer’s favorite vegetable? A parsnip.
What is a jewish golfer’s favorite vegetable? A parsnip.
CarefulWhere’s your shoesPlease stop cryingMaybe eat somethingYou dropped the bottle- things you say to babies & drunks.
CarefulWhere’s your shoesPlease stop cryingMaybe eat somethingYou dropped the bottle- things you say to babies & drunks.
[Bad joke] How does a Marine like his eggs? Semper-fried! (Bring on the booings and the beatings)
[Bad joke] How does a Marine like his eggs? Semper-fried! (Bring on the booings and the beatings)
Your inability to learn complicated handshakes is tearing this gang apart.
Your inability to learn complicated handshakes is tearing this gang apart.
Why did Julius Caesar want to quit politics? All that backstabbing was too much for him.
Why did Julius Caesar want to quit politics? All that backstabbing was too much for him.
What is Bill Cosby’s favorite hotel chain? Red Roofie Inn. I’ll show myself out.
What is Bill Cosby’s favorite hotel chain? Red Roofie Inn. I’ll show myself out.
What do you call a food that turns black people on? An *afro*-disiac.
What do you call a food that turns black people on? An *afro*-disiac.
I went to a AAA meeting today and a guy celebrated 21 years. That is some responsible vehicle ownership.
I went to a AAA meeting today and a guy celebrated 21 years. That is some responsible vehicle ownership.