Category: Bird jokes

Did you know your amazing human body actually drink lava!?! Only once though…..

When done right parallel parking is a beautiful thing to watch.

Natural Rights – opposite of natural lefts

Translated from danish: 2 drunk sits in a bar. One says: My dog keeps chasing people on a bicycle….. The other guy things for a bit then replies: Then why don’t you take the bicycle from it?…. (c:

Since we’re doing jokes we made up as kids, here’s mine: What did the World Chess Champion ask Michael Jackson? Do you want to be black, or white?

I think I’m gonna make a bracelet that supports getting rid of bracelets that support stuff.

Doctor: Ted, you’re dying, Patient: My name’s not Ted. Doctor (checking clipboard): Linda, you’re pregnant.

What do you get if you cross Michael J Fox with a dildo? A vibrator.

I installed a mirror in front of my toilet so that when I run out of things to read I will have someone to talk to.

What do you call a food that turns black people on? An *afro*-disiac.