Best/worst joke out of a trip through Germany “Knock Knock” “who’s there” “brat” “brat who?” “bratwurst”
Looks like balls = Scrotesque.
Looks like balls = Scrotesque.
The problem with being in the center of attention is that half of it is always behind your back.
The problem with being in the center of attention is that half of it is always behind your back.
Do you know the meaning “Happy wife, happy life”? I tend to go with “Happy wife, extended life.”
Do you know the meaning “Happy wife, happy life”? I tend to go with “Happy wife, extended life.”
Pacifist I’ll pass a fist right through your fuckin’ face nigga.
Pacifist I’ll pass a fist right through your fuckin’ face nigga.
New procedure The hospital in my town is becoming pretty progressive and added a new procedure targeted towards transgender women, it’s called addadicktome.
New procedure The hospital in my town is becoming pretty progressive and added a new procedure targeted towards transgender women, it’s called addadicktome.
Have you heard of Charlie Sheen and Lindsey Lohans new sitcom? It’s called “two and a half grams”
Have you heard of Charlie Sheen and Lindsey Lohans new sitcom? It’s called “two and a half grams”
What was the ninja pigs’ surprise attack called? Hambush
What was the ninja pigs’ surprise attack called? Hambush
A male law is going on a date A male law thought he was going to dinner with a female decree, but it turned out it was a mandate!
A male law is going on a date A male law thought he was going to dinner with a female decree, but it turned out it was a mandate!
Police are puzzled by the theft of the police station bathrooms. .. Detectives released a statement saying that “They have nothing to go on”.
Police are puzzled by the theft of the police station bathrooms. .. Detectives released a statement saying that “They have nothing to go on”.