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October 19, 2026Joko

Brain: Compliment her eyes Me: Yeah? Brain: Trust me “YOUR EYES ARE BLUE LIKE BLUEBERRIES & THEY’RE PROBABLY SQUISHY TOO.” Brain: Perfect!

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Brain: Compliment her eyes Me: Yeah? Brain: Trust me “YOUR EYES ARE BLUE LIKE BLUEBERRIES & THEY’RE PROBABLY SQUISHY TOO.” Brain: Perfect!

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