Doctor and nurse jokes October 19, 2026Joko God doesn’t play dice well, that’s what he tells Mrs God. Spread the loveGod doesn’t play dice well, that’s what he tells Mrs God.
Doctor and nurse jokes October 21, 2026Joko When a car skidded on wet pavement and struck a telephone pole, several bystanders ran over to help the driver. A woman was the first to reach the victim, but a man rushed in and pushed her back. “Step aside, lady,” he barked. “Ive taken a course in first aid.” The woman watched him for a few minutes, then tapped his shoulder. “Pardon me,” she said. “But when you get to the part about calling a doctor, Im right here.”
Doctor and nurse jokes October 21, 2026Joko The patient: Tell me, is it true that alcohol decreases blood pressure?Doctor: Yes, that is true.P: And, is it true that coffee increases blood pressure?D: Yes, that is also true.P: So, in average, I live normally.
Doctor and nurse jokes October 21, 2026Joko Jack: “My brother was sick and went to the doctor.”John: “Is he feeling better now?”Jack: “No, he has a broken arm.”John: “How did he break it?”Jack: “Well, the doctor gave him a prescription and told him no matter what happened, to follow that prescription. And the prescription blew out of the window.”John: “How did he break his arm?”Jack: “He fell out of the window trying to follow the prescription.”
