Esportes October 19, 2026Joko Why doesn’t Jesus enjoy manicures or pedicures? Because they always try to mess with his nails. Spread the loveWhy doesn’t Jesus enjoy manicures or pedicures? Because they always try to mess with his nails.
Esportes October 20, 2026Joko Hey Mr. Tambourine Man, play a song for me. *Tambourine Man shakes tambourine for several minutes* Well that sucked.
Esportes October 20, 2026Joko *Sees old 1987 ford mustang and gets in* Lets see if this baby still works *pulls baby out of backpack* *baby cries* Great! *Puts it back*
Esportes October 20, 2026Joko Man goes to a Doctor. “Every time I attempt to pass water it hurts” “Does it burn?” “I don’t know, I’ve never tried to set fire to it”