Judge jokes October 19, 2026Joko How do you cut a Emo sandwich? Trick question, it cuts itself. Spread the loveHow do you cut a Emo sandwich? Trick question, it cuts itself.
Judge jokes October 21, 2026Joko Before a burglary trial, the judge explained to the defendant, “You can let me try your case, or you can choose to have a jury of your peers.”The man thought for a moment. “What are peers?” he asked.”Theyre people just like you your equals.””Forget it,” retorted the defendant. “I dont want to be tried by a bunch of thieves.”
Judge jokes October 21, 2026Joko What did the judge say when a skunk entered the courtroom?Answer: Odor, Odor in the court!!!
Judge jokes October 21, 2026Joko How is a judge like an English teacher?They both hand out long sentences.
