When professors with tenure need a quick snack Do they eat academia nuts?
OMG!! I made a science Joke. What did the German small intestine say when you asked him if he would go to the party? -Vill i?
OMG!! I made a science Joke. What did the German small intestine say when you asked him if he would go to the party? -Vill i?
Sports are a lot like porn… Great ball handling skills can make a lot of money.
Sports are a lot like porn… Great ball handling skills can make a lot of money.
Anonymous gets Alzheimer’s They sign off: We are Anonymous, we are a legion, we do not forgive, we do not….
Anonymous gets Alzheimer’s They sign off: We are Anonymous, we are a legion, we do not forgive, we do not….
I was going to make a joke about that bus that rolled over and killed the driver and 9 passengers… But there’s no pun in ten dead.
I was going to make a joke about that bus that rolled over and killed the driver and 9 passengers… But there’s no pun in ten dead.
As I get older I realize my penis is like Jesus. It takes 3 days to reserect after a good beating.
As I get older I realize my penis is like Jesus. It takes 3 days to reserect after a good beating.
What do you use to make boot soup? Birkenstock
What do you use to make boot soup? Birkenstock
Did you hear about the cheese factory explosion in France? All that was left was da brie.
Did you hear about the cheese factory explosion in France? All that was left was da brie.
If I ever have a need for a drag queen name, I just decided it’s going to be Queef Latina.
If I ever have a need for a drag queen name, I just decided it’s going to be Queef Latina.
Why did Jesus curse the fig tree? [God hates figs.](http://www.wikiwand.com/en/Cursing_the_fig_tree)
Why did Jesus curse the fig tree? [God hates figs.](http://www.wikiwand.com/en/Cursing_the_fig_tree)