What do you call two lesbians in a closet? Licker cabinet.
when i was a kid, i thought getting arrested for shoplifting meant getting in trouble for trying to carry a store like popeye or something
when i was a kid, i thought getting arrested for shoplifting meant getting in trouble for trying to carry a store like popeye or something
Why didn’t Spock do a mind meld with Frodo? Because he figured that would be a bad hobbit to get in to.
Why didn’t Spock do a mind meld with Frodo? Because he figured that would be a bad hobbit to get in to.
“Don’t stop bereaving.”…………..Karaoke singer at a Philipino funeral..
“Don’t stop bereaving.”…………..Karaoke singer at a Philipino funeral..
Have you ever played the Oscar Pistorius drinking game? Every time your girlfriend goes to the bathroom you take 4 Shots.
Have you ever played the Oscar Pistorius drinking game? Every time your girlfriend goes to the bathroom you take 4 Shots.
My dating life
My dating life
Where is the best place to hide a hippie’s weed? Under the soap.
Where is the best place to hide a hippie’s weed? Under the soap.
And the Lord said to Peter “come forth and you will receive eternal life”. But Peter came fifth and won a toaster.
And the Lord said to Peter “come forth and you will receive eternal life”. But Peter came fifth and won a toaster.
Even if you were eaten, there will still be a two way out.
Even if you were eaten, there will still be a two way out.
What does a Spanish dog say at the marina? Bark-o.
What does a Spanish dog say at the marina? Bark-o.